Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (28439)
On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
ironyisabitch's life also sucksToday, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me…
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Bacon=sex in your mouth
#2 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:18am by Shayton
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+184 | 10
gotta love Bacon.
#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:18am by tony1891
+178 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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