Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
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Bacon=sex in your mouth
#2 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:18am by Shayton
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gotta love Bacon.
#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 10:18am by tony1891
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