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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137518) - you deserved it (15507)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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...bitch.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:45pm by ChaosZirconia

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Whatever doesn't mean its small just means your girl likes them big... Its like breats to us guys. She's given you a prime opening here next year you get her breast implants and she can't say crap

#15 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:14pm by spankyness

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