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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111198) - you deserved it (11235)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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