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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:18pm by Tehalon

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I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing?

Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:21pm by drybamboo

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