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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54149) - you deserved it (23594)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

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