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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.
I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing?
Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014