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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40895) - you deserved it (2995)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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He helped make that hot piece of ass

#1 - On 04/15/2012 at 9:17pm by _Like_A_Boss_

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That'll make for an awkward ride home.

#3 - On 04/15/2012 at 9:18pm by ambrown101

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