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Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17096) - you deserved it (4865)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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well at least she's honest

#1 - On 04/03/2012 at 5:42am by emba

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Poke her with your needle

#10 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:07am by ycrem0n

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