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Man or woman?

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30154) - you deserved it (5006)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I better read another Fml from the man and his lady

#1 - On 03/28/2012 at 6:22pm by Ruffclue

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She's a screamer o.o

#6 - On 03/28/2012 at 6:23pm by LAX4life56

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