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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17553) - you deserved it (6936)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Imagine how she feels when she fills her gas tank up!

#5 - On 03/13/2012 at 7:03am by kings1fan

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Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop.

*Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

#1 - On 03/13/2012 at 6:56am by rattusrattus

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