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Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9488) - you deserved it (56579) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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#1 - On 03/01/2012 at 6:14pm by jsprackman

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Lol. Why would you put a vaccum even CLOSE to your balls?

#2 - On 03/01/2012 at 6:14pm by BunnySlippers

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