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Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (2783)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

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ahhh of course. i'll bet their goal is to do it in every room in the house, so eventually they're going to do it in your bed while you're gone!

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:00am by Pentium_4

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Order pizza, get the camera ready, then wait for the delivery guy to get there. And then profit.

#9 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:07am by yahoowizard

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