Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

by robzzz / 02/16/2012 at 2:13am / Canada / Intimacy

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  • ahhh of course. i'll bet their goal is to do it in every room in the house, so eventually they're going to do it in your bed while you're gone!

    #2 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:00am by Pentium_4

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  • Order pizza, get the camera ready, then wait for the delivery guy to get there. And then profit.

    #9 - On 02/16/2012 at 6:07am by yahoowizard

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