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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53854) - you deserved it (48385)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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that's when you punch him. in the penis. with your fist

#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 1:30pm by shaubygal

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Better then a kiss with a fist

#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 1:29pm by BountyBass

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