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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60105) - you deserved it (8842)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

#1 - On 11/09/2011 at 12:57pm by matt120784

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Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

#7 - On 11/09/2011 at 1:01pm by LifeOnBlast19

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