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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33305) - you deserved it (3927)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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that's hilarious but kinda weird

#2 - On 10/26/2011 at 11:59pm by joeyf23

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AMAZING! Your Husband is BOSS!!!

#4 - On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am by SquashedSpider7

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