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Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44817) - you deserved it (3660)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

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Seems legit.

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 5:58am by alert1997

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I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.

#2 - On 10/17/2011 at 5:59am by Zelion

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