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Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25318) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Am I the only one that finds it odd to talk to your dad about your boyfriends penis? I mean it's great you have such a tight knit family, but I don't think I'd want my dad knowing about my boyfriends package.

#8 - On 10/03/2011 at 7:39pm by missyj0

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Awkward.

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 7:36pm by FatMan23

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