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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (16123)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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