Kids, Sex, Awkward and Cheating: All kinds of wrong

All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65

You deserved it 904

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 034

You deserved it 45 822

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 155

You deserved it 6 257

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 971

You deserved it 26 604

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 196 625

You deserved it 34 713

By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 377

You deserved it 8 733

By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 641

You deserved it 86 671

By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 096

You deserved it 3 612

Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 914

You deserved it 28 232

Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 925

You deserved it 18 636

Romantic mood

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuck buddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 200

TwoBytesCarley 26

Wednesday 10 April 2024 20:02

Your poor daughter is going to end up on the pole from lack of self esteem and daddy issues. I truly feel for her.

Sagar Nair 11

Wednesday 10 April 2024 21:16

You’re a terrible father and a shitty husband. Please…go **** yourself.

Comments

TwoBytesCarley 26

Wednesday 10 April 2024 20:02

Your poor daughter is going to end up on the pole from lack of self esteem and daddy issues. I truly feel for her.

Sagar Nair 11

Wednesday 10 April 2024 21:16

You’re a terrible father and a shitty husband. Please…go **** yourself.

idragosani 14

Wednesday 10 April 2024 21:17

You are expecting sympathy why?

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 10 April 2024 22:19

Daughter is home sick from school and your wife didn't tell you? and you had no idea? If the daughter is old enough that mom would have left her home alone, then her being totally unknown has a chance. But still wife likely communicated something.

Underscore_foo 4

Thursday 11 April 2024 1:34

you prioritised your mistress over your child. You had no idea that your child was at home il??

jlc82 4

Thursday 11 April 2024 3:46

I hope your wife absolutely cleans you out in the divorce, your girlfriend dumps your broke ass, and your daughter wants nothing to do with you from now on

core01 30

Thursday 11 April 2024 3:46

And, yet another shitty dad.

wrecklesswfire 1

Thursday 11 April 2024 5:31

is your daughter enjoying her new iPhone?

Thaylok 17

Thursday 11 April 2024 13:27

Yes, that is the only thing missing from this classic setup. I think 1/2 of thw vegan posts and most like this are people popping on to stir the pot with a bit of chaos.