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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26757) - you deserved it (2339)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

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Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

#2 - On 09/14/2011 at 10:06am by kayladance101

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Get back at him by fucking his wife :]

#4 - On 09/14/2011 at 10:10am by sasha_kay

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