Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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kayladance101 13

Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

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cooperd52 6

That's assault. Why dont you report him?

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Knarf_fml 10

One question, are u male or female? If you're a female, what a dirtbag call police! If you're male his wife is probably checking you out and been caught by him. Still not a valid reason to attack anyone! It shows you his insecurities! I'd keep running if he come out again, jump as high as u can and punch him square in the nose on the way down. Self defense.

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Demonyx 6

That's assault and battery or assault with a deadly weapon I believe and it's technically unprovoked

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bravo6310 3

Come man!!! Get up shrug that shit off.. I was the same way before the army.. Whoop his ass either face to face or catch him somewere..

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garfield224 0

Get some shock knuckles from cabelas, jog again and when he swings drop his ass and stop his heart

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LovelyLadyFriend 9

O.o what the heck did you do to make him do that sort of thing? Are you hotter then him? ;P

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skinflint 6

take your shirt off and jog by his house when you know his wife is home. then stop in front of their house, do 20 pushups and jog past. stop and do 20 more on the way back.

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luvkristelle 3

ha! you should soo **** the shit outta her and make that the reason his wife won't have sex w him :)

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