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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (4202)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States

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He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

#1 - On 09/13/2011 at 5:45am by Sabraynay

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All that work tired him out

#4 - On 09/13/2011 at 5:49am by stayawake96

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