Quickie

By tina - 22/11/2019 20:00

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Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
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Seeya55 31

(Communication!) F both your lives, if you like/love him, don't shame for something he doesn't know. Have fun together and learn.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

"My girlfriend said I'm bad at sex, but I think she cannot tell after only 20 seconds. FML"

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Ashamed_Sister 60

"My girlfriend said I'm bad at sex, but I think she cannot tell after only 20 seconds. FML"

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hugtrees13 16

If you really like him you can try to work around it/ help him practice to last longer, plus theres always toys/oral.

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TCRII 29

Ok. Here’s what you do. Get him to take up a dangerous hobby. Not too dangerous, just something where he will get some bruised or cracked ribs. Then when you are having sex, “accidently” kick him in the injured area every 3 thrusts. Then scream for him to keep going. Good luck.

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Seeya55 31

(Communication!) F both your lives, if you like/love him, don't shame for something he doesn't know. Have fun together and learn.

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manb91gb 15

4 Thrusts? Wow! That's 3 more then I can manage!

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RichardPencil 30

If you know enough that 4 thrusts is bad, you need a side piece. Or a new main piece.

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RichardPencil 30

*That's *you're I'm from the school where poor grammar tagged you as a fool.

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mfranks19891989 10

You can either dump him or help him get better at sex.

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Mathalamus 24

Honestly, that's about standard for sex. Work on foreplay.

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Sady_Ct 37

I don’t know what kind of shitty lovers you have had, but the main event for my husband and I, often lasts 30minutes or more, a hell of a lot more than four thrusts.

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Iamthebanzai22 20

If that was the case, most **** movies would be under a minute in duration.

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E2dav 5

He didn't do anything to finish you off? You can either show him the door, or if you really like him, tell him what you like to get you off, then have fun practising

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