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Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11395) - you deserved it (54822)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

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If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a porn website. YDI my friend.

#6 - On 09/11/2011 at 8:20pm by lemonkittens

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Dumbass

#4 - On 09/11/2011 at 8:19pm by shane27

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