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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36119) - you deserved it (27287)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

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They want to join in!

...Don't let them.

#4 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:14pm by Saltime

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Your parents are awesome

#2 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:14pm by CountJugular

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