You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

I hope you weren't dicking around at the table when she asked.

Well hopefully you did measure up, otherwise she could ruler over you. You don't want to drag it out just to come up short.

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Now we're curious too. How big is it?

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

i would like to know why is ur mom asking u how big u are in the 1st place .

Did you read half of the fml or something?

"In inches or centimeters, mom?"

That is not even a question, cm offcourse. OP is from Italy not some country that still needs to update their default measurement system.

That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.

Bet you won't forget things in the shower the next time.

Why didn't your girlfriend just measure it for you? Why did you need to do it in the shower?

I wonder now went she needs numbers. She should know how big he is without having a number.