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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:00 / Italy
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By  Tarlachia  |  33

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

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By  Tarlachia  |  33

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

By  NirvanaLove  |  19

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  lantz4levi  |  19

That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.

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