FML : Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so,...

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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:00 / Italy

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By Tarlachia | 33

#7466862 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:06

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?"

That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

By imnotcleverenoughforthis | 14

#7466887 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:59

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

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By Tarlachia | 33

#7466862 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:06

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?"

That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7466866 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:14

I hope you weren't dicking around at the table when she asked.

By Leeono | 23

#7466868 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:16

Well hopefully you did measure up, otherwise she could ruler over you. You don't want to drag it out just to come up short.

By NirvanaLove | 21

#7466877 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Dark_Cecilia | 20

#7466879 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:46

Now we're curious too. How big is it?

By imnotcleverenoughforthis | 14

#7466887 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 21:59

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

By daniel95 | 11

#7466895 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 22:17

I would like to know is why your mom asking you how big you are in the 1st place.

Arashikage | 18

#7466941 - Thursday 8 June 2017 0:07

Did you read half of the fml or something?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7466917 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 23:17

"In inches or centimeters, mom?"

Zanquis | 21

#7467290 - Thursday 8 June 2017 16:29

That is not even a question, cm offcourse. OP is from Italy not some country that still needs to update their default measurement system.

lantz4levi | 19

#7467551 - Friday 9 June 2017 6:00

That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore, making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.