By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 21:00 - Italy
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You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.
CrazyTrainWreck
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I hope you weren't dicking around at the table when she asked.
Well hopefully you did measure up, otherwise she could ruler over you. You don't want to drag it out just to come up short.
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Show it anywayNow we're curious too. How big is it?
imnotcleverenoughforthis
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I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.
daniel95
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I would like to know is why your mom asking you how big you are in the 1st place.
Did you read half of the fml or something?
"In inches or centimeters, mom?"
That is not even a question, cm offcourse. OP is from Italy not some country that still needs to update their default measurement system.
That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore, making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.
Bet you won't forget things in the shower the next time.
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You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.
I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.