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Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36009) - you deserved it (9413)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

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What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!

#4 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm by shadowgamer_x

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try shaving, problem solved

#3 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:04pm by Althenias

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