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Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (4008)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

#3 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:31pm by arcticdoctorwho

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Food first, sex second.

#8 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:35pm by kkmwong

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