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Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (41720)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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You'll never get laid.

#1 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:47pm by Sydnayy

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Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

#6 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:48pm by hailphire130

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