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Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39619) - you deserved it (3639)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

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Fired, or possibly a raise?

#2 - On 08/11/2011 at 1:19pm by sailorzoe

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What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 1:19pm by RodStar

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