Intimacy: Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself...

By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

Fired, or possibly a raise?

RodStar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

Send his mother pictures of your penis from his phone.

crazyaces89 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:55

Lol nice

Soloman212 28

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:05

Or pictures of HIS penis...

washingtongirl 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:01

LOL hilarious.

Epsilonyx 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:19

Pray he's gay and that he's going to give you a raise for your friend's wondrous deed.

Dalliance 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:40

Or the boas could be female.

Epsilonyx 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:43

...yes....

MAXCAT1220 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:20

I'd kick the door down and go Chuck Norris on his ass

Snowstar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:20

This is why the lock button was invented.

nancyfantastic 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:50

Pass codes as well.

trevishere 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:50

Not everyone has a password-protected phone, and phones with locks on them have how to unlock them.

Snowstar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:53

151- IPHONE.

itzel24 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:17

Ikr! Like seriously! I have an iPhone and I have a lock cuz some ppl in my family like to see what I have on my phone!

Perdition 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:20

Don't be such a stiff.

Thalankwyte69 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:21

hahahahaha your friend is a beast

thepicoeater 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:21

Hey, I would have done the same thing... What?

tybtab 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:53

if you had a penis

pfx2_fml 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:23

You have a penis ?

tj4234 35

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:21

this is probably the best FML I have ever seen... Favourited :D

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:10

Then you havent been on FML for long.

omgthatsosuppera 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:22

that sucks OP I hope you still keep your job

aj01 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:23

Some friend you got there

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