Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • I wish my grandmother talked like that. Then I wouldn't have Bible verses thrown at me whenever I walk in the door.

    #4 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:57pm by lajaynay

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  • Your grandma is winning.

    #6 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:58pm by whoa_is_failz

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