By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

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Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
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I wish my grandmother talked like that. Then I wouldn't have Bible verses thrown at me whenever I walk in the door.

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DomoLaDii 8
SageAnonymous 6

At least she didn't start hitting people. That's a plus.

KattAlex 4

You can always say she has tourettes. If I was you I would have just laughed.

sxe_beast 11

At least your boyfriend is attractive?

FailureFYL 0

Ur familiy's ur family... B proud u have them.... I haven't seen my grandma in 9 years... Only through phone and webcam....:(

111, Quite a few phones have 3G video calling capabilities.

sandybaybe 3

Seems like your gramma approves.. Maybe a lil too much?

perdix 29

I hope you are not some kind of uptight prude bitch. Otherwise, your boyfriend can only lament that your family's glory days are over. Hopefully, you'll **** him sideways to give him hope that the future is not dismal.