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Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34650) - you deserved it (10336)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

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how feminine of him

#1 - On 06/17/2011 at 11:16pm by EllOfficial

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I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?

#5 - On 06/17/2011 at 11:22pm by FriscoKidz

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