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Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37405) - you deserved it (5508)

On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

#1 - On 05/21/2011 at 8:12pm by jvillan87

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Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

#8 - On 05/21/2011 at 8:20pm by hiyourcute

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