Intimacy: Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm,...

By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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jvillan87 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:12

Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:20

Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

Comments

FlashBurn 13

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:23

Motorcycles are epic for that, so I hear. Something about them being a giant, 220cc vibrator.

sematariux 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:55

I agree a 220 is like a KDX trailbike get on a Yamaha YZ 250 like mine you'll blow your load within minutes haha

jvillan87 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:14

Thats a sick guitar 30.

staceysgenesis16 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:33

a 100cc briggs and stratton world formula on a CRG frame is a nice vibrator x) just saying. lol.

Scoty12C 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 8:13

Hot Win^

rusrsbrah 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:44

so. much. try. harding. "Hey guys, I just got this new affliction shirt, it matches my badass new Kawasaki ninja. Yeah man, it's sooooooo cool. now let's pound some natty light!!!!!"