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Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13015) - you deserved it (46704)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

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why were you beating your pet ferret?

#5 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:03pm by mozeltov

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Yes, I enjoy spanking ferret's too, or maybe even squirrels, thats also something that makes me happy, too bad they are too hard to spank sometimes and come at you.

#7 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:03pm by adjacent

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