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Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59798) - you deserved it (13554)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Lootz (man) - United States (New York)

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