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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34357) - you deserved it (8680) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair.

Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

#12 - On 04/16/2011 at 10:14am by TraceCase_

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was his next remark a blood curdling scream of, "And my what sharp teeth you have..."?

#67 - On 04/16/2011 at 11:34am by Barney_Rubble_75

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