Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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a_cassie 4

that's kind of awkward

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CitrusGirl 0

He said jk Read the whole post before you knock the poster :)

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hossjosh 1

59 how come your name is dirty blonde if you have brown hair, that hair must be really dirty to get that color.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Because dirty blonde hair technically is brown hair?

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skitzofreniks 5

I would have at least been discreet about it. I would have blown my load in your hair and then joked about you having dandruff, then said "oh wait, you actually do have some".

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shift_love 13

sucks for her huh? more like SUCKS for him

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shift_love 13

you should have told him he had dandruff in his pubes

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yuggi1 11

If she see white stuff moving around in his pubes, is not dandruff. It's lice- or some form of lice.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

It could be lice (or some form of) or it could be flaky dry skin. Oh wait, that must mean it's possible to have a dandruff-like skin condition in the genital area.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

was his next remark a blood curdling scream of, "And my what sharp teeth you have..."?

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cass2345 0

haha wow that must suck for you and embarrassing

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