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Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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having a tattoo does not make you a whore, get all the ink you want, just make sure you get something you'll want forever

#3 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:09am by poppyseed420

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That's ignorance at its best. Last I heard, selling sex made you a whore, not having tattoos.

#4 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:11am by ohrlynow

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