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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52880) - you deserved it (11421)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore

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