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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore

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why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am by keke

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Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.

#10 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:14am by ohgeez

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