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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (8737)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by saddened97 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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the question is: how long did she stay to watch?

#10 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:32am by unfortunate_13

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least he was doing a good job.

#2 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:13am by Expertfail

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