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Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30122) - you deserved it (2740)

On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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awww. do you need a virtual hug?

#2 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:12am by zapzapp

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be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

#7 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:29am by unfortunate_13

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