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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (12207)

On 12/22/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you?
Am I missing something here?

#6 - On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm by dudeitsdanny

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at least she cleaned your room.

#1 - On 12/22/2010 at 12:55pm by Skroal_stomper

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