Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 8:09am / United States / Intimacy

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  • People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you?
    Am I missing something here?

    #6 - On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm by dudeitsdanny

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  • at least she cleaned your room.

    #1 - On 12/22/2010 at 12:55pm by Skroal_stomper

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