By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you? Am I missing something here?

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Is your girlfriend's name Monica?

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kickboxingchick 5

*Ex-girlfriend

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xxsarsoura 0

im gonna have to askk whats up with people asking about ur ex supposedly named 'monica'

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monnanon 13

Ever watched friends? monica from friends was a clean freak to almost the point of OCD. thats where I assume the comments are coming from

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KamilleBlack 3

YDI for sucking in bed. Also, break-up sex is a gift, not a given.

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dkocz 0

What kind of moron has "break-up sex"?

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puddinfellow 2

You found a girl that cleans by choice? and you let her go?!?

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Squander 3

Break-up sex....just shouldn't happen. [clothes on] "I don't love you anymore..." [clothes off] "...OH GOD YES I LOVE YOU..." [clothes on again] ...JK I don't love you anymore"

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alexa2 0

why would you have sex if she is breaking up with you??

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jskibabe22 4

ydi for always expecting breakup sex. bot everyone does that

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sensboltsfan84 4

ydi That's what you get for expecting break-up sex.

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