By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you? Am I missing something here?

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Lucysmom1 0

Hahahahah..... Hahahaha

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beachbabe098 3

At least your room is clean...

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kims0706 10

Why, if she's dumping you, would she have breakup sex with you? Sex isn't for when someone dumps you probably because all you wanted was sex. Besides, having a tie-died room would be freakin awesome

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Federgirl 19

I wish I could find a girl who would clean for me...

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JudgeComrade 17

Sounds like a very "clean" break-up.

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Kenny Foster 4

no game at all yo

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millsjoshua949 12

I guess we don't need to wonder why she broke up with you.

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