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Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbor, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (6135)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by nickyboy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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She was talking about YOU, silly! She already wants to marry you! :D

#6 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:55pm by DrAwesome

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You are probably a very unobservant fellow. If she's your neighbor you should probably see his car at least.

#2 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:50pm by CitrusGirl

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