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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32016) - you deserved it (10629)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

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For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless.
But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

#3 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:00pm by Cinn

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Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you?

Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.

#11 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:24pm by DocBastard

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