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Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (3999)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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ydi it for trying to "get with" her.. unless you ment in a nice way cause you like her, then you've just been planning to use her for a year so hahaha at her getting with someone else :)

#8 - On 11/13/2010 at 5:56am by maphineRAWRS

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awww a nice guy that tryed getting to know a girl before dating and ended up in the friend zone that's so sad...:(

#10 - On 11/13/2010 at 6:07am by juniorsgay

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