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Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10931) - you deserved it (36343)

On 11/04/2010 at 12:18am - intimacy - by shotdown (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:18am by Hgielad_720

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ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!

#15 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:55am by funzcpl

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