Stop! Hammertime!

By shotdown - 04/11/2010 04:18 - United States

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Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
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Hgielad_720 0

Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

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funzcpl 0

ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!

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FerrariCake 2

He should have just turned you over and stuffed your face in the pillow.

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ChiefLancaster 0

Sorry, But I had to do the same thing to my ex wife, her breath was as bad as a DRAGONS breath,, she had denture plates, and they would get real bad,, I stopped kissing her for the longest time,,, Id swear she had a case of the zactlys,, when her breath smelled exactly like her ass.. Thank god she is my ex,, When we did it doggie style, Id have to spray Cologne on her ass, it smelled bad too..

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do_me_now 1

and while you are at it, clean your pussy too!

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GotALife 11

WHAT A JERK...YOU SHOULD OF TOLD HIM TO LOOK BETTER

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lilgirly89102 0

and it must of not as been as hot and passionate as you thought haha

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irelandguy 0

should have brushed your teeth. but if you want to get back just say "i was going to give you a *******, but the taste won't go well with the mint." then he'll realise what he gave up.

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Breakinthehabit 0

that was kinda lame of him. but i guess it was good. cause he was being honest. but still brush yuuur teeth more lady.

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topher142 0

Last night I was having sex with my bf. It was great till at the end when he finished it felt different. I told him that the condom broke. He then told me that he knew it broke a minute ago but was too close to finishing to stop, FML

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Azjoker_fml 0

yeah that's kinda disgusting I would defenetly make you brush your teeth

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