Stop! Hammertime!

By shotdown - 04/11/2010 04:18 - United States

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Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
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Hgielad_720 0

Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

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funzcpl 0

ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!

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proski 0

brush your teeth more

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CoachLlama 5

The scent of cinnamon is supposed to be an aphrodisiac for men. So maybe you can find some mouthwash or gum that increases his desire instead of the "breath of death" which is only sexy for a maggot.

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supersparta4300 0

hi I'm 12, I need to know how to have anal sex for a party tomorrow, k thx.

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aliceharper 0

got to admit, bad breath is a huge turn off lol

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

to everyone out there, brush ur teeth before haveing sex. (it's the worst)

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MostHatedMan 2

Wow. I can't believe that right in the middle of his 3 minutes of glory he just couldn't put up with it anymore. Were you licking his brown eye right beforehand or did you eat poop for lunch?

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shay224ah 5

bad breath is really annoying...big turn off!

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kls9 0

yeah that's disgusting if a dude can't finish cuz ur breath smells that bad! it must have been really gross

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